rabioheab:

are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth 

(via unpopuler)

trillow:

“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*

(via humorking)

(Source: meganondorf, via ugly)

trebled-negrita-princess:

bellecosby:

bellecosby:

White people who stay in their lane tend to age well

Jennifer Aniston (45)

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Paul Rudd (45)

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Mariska (50)

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all white people who are stayin in their lane and ain’t crackin 

Mariska doe!

(via lesbi-h0nestt)

jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(via heart)

clamjob:

landorus:

*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*

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(via trust)

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(via retr0philia)

Right. So. The way I see it is… we say it was self-defence. And we do that because…well, Gina was suffering from…Stockholm Syndrome. Which is actually quite common in assistants with demanding bosses. The affair was just an example of how far Mr Kaufman’s…brainwashing of Gina went. He…made her fall in love with him. So in this way her…poisoning him was…an act of self-defence. [The class giggles.]

(Source: stardust-rain, via promoted)

bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

(via fake-mermaid)

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